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taibhsearachd:

consistantly-changing:

nyansense-the-nyanbinary:

spiced-wine-fic:

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via @123i321 you can’t just leave that in the tags

[Image descriptions in order: two tweets by Joseph Mullins @josephmulli… The first says “Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room.” So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

The second says “My wife really wants me to mention that I was sleep deprived because I got up at 4am to play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in Australia.”]

[Tags that say #Sad professor in a room alone #Students no love me? Why students no love me 😭 #All 40 in the other room #Where our beloved professor? Why he not here? He ok?!]

All I can think about is the ENERGY in the room with the students when the first one looked at their email… absolutely incredible.

horsesharkinahatadventures:

alliecat523:

alliecat523:

alliecat523:

amtrak-official:

So I found this, I don’t know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country

im actually SOBBING this is so funny

joe biden is a storm god

somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever

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tainbocuailnge:

every single instance of this post i can find cached on google leads to a deleted post for some insane reason so im gonna just repost the screenshot because ive been thinking about it for days

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tummyacheworld:

tummyacheworld:

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone’s problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with “I’m menstruating” i would.

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that’s exactly how it feels. say it

beefjerkybuffoon:

I once tried to take a screenshot of a dynamaxed wooper exploding and ended up with this declaration of what we truly are

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what-even-is-thiss:

Whenever I see one of those warning posts about mold in reusable water bottles it reminds me to wash my water bottles so keep on reblogging those.

dash-n-step:

demilypyro:

tardigradetheking:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Saul Spiderman, a superhero lawyer to rival daredevil and she-hulk

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Ok but daredevil isn’t a lawyer

?????

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I mean…